Things to ponder.....

Lately there were many things came across my mind and i started to feel confuse. Here are the things that ponder...

i. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
ii. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
iii. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
iv. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
v. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
vi. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
vii. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
viii. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
ix. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Anyone have the answer??